I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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