I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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