there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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