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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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