i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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