I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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