just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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