just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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