its not stalking. its research.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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