yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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