You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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