I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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