Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I'm just crazy horny about you
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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