Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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