Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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