whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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