Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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