so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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