no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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