I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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