it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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