the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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