We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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