I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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