I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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