i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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