Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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