found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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