Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I AM VODKA MAN
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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