Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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