You can't motorboat a personality
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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