i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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