that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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