This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
COCAINE IS GR8
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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