I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
