they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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