I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he shaved USA in his pubs
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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