Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
She announced her abortion via fbk
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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