There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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