spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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