that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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