I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize