apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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