it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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