Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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