i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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