That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
