Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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