if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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