Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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