ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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